A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist."
Conan: What are you wearning under the kilt? Samual L. Jackson: Don't you know what you wear under a kilt? C: No? SLJ: Your wife's lipstick. -- Conan O'Brian show interview with SLJ - early 2002 (?)
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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